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if you want to learn & laugh. then you MUST READ THIS!!!!
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I am going to write tips to help you all in life.
Tip 31) Try not to wake up on fire.
Why: . . . if you have to think of a reason why you should not wake up on fire, you are a bigger idiot than i thought.
Tip 32) Cut off one of your leg's
Why: It will make your ding-a-ling look WAY BIGGER!!!!
Tip 33) White people should not be a rapper!!!
Why: You embarrass the rest of us!
Tip 34) Join the army.
Why: Meet interesting people, kill them.
Tip 35) Psychics dont exist
Why: They always ask for your name. . . if there psychic, they should already know it.
Tip 36) Stop complaining about the news!
Why: If you don’t like the news, go out and make your own.
Tip 37) I Dont Care.
Why: I Dont Have To.
Tip 38) Complain More!
Why: The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.
Tip 39) Dont buy "Pre-Used" anything!!
Why: Here is a example why---> "For Sale: parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain."
Tip 40) Evening News is misleading.
Why: Evening news is where they start by saying “Good Evening” and proceed by telling you why it’s not.
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I am going to write tips to help you all in life.
Tip 31) Try not to wake up on fire.
Why: . . . if you have to think of a reason why you should not wake up on fire, you are a bigger idiot than i thought.
Tip 32) Cut off one of your leg's
Why: It will make your ding-a-ling look WAY BIGGER!!!!
Tip 33) White people should not be a rapper!!!
Why: You embarrass the rest of us!
Tip 34) Join the army.
Why: Meet interesting people, kill them.
Tip 35) Psychics dont exist
Why: They always ask for your name. . . if there psychic, they should already know it.
Tip 36) Stop complaining about the news!
Why: If you don’t like the news, go out and make your own.
Tip 37) I Dont Care.
Why: I Dont Have To.
Tip 38) Complain More!
Why: The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.
Tip 39) Dont buy "Pre-Used" anything!!
Why: Here is a example why---> "For Sale: parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain."
Tip 40) Evening News is misleading.
Why: Evening news is where they start by saying “Good Evening” and proceed by telling you why it’s not.
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